~Part One~

Somewhere on a coast in South Carolina there is a Lighthouse that holds a woman for all eternity. It is said by night her beauty is so grand than no man can look away, and by day she is as plain as one can be. She is cursed as the story tells of her mother who was so in love with a fisherman that she bounded her soul to his forever. Her mother thought that this man returned the same love to her, but in the years to come she found out his heart was not as true to her.

He had been out to sea for almost 5 weeks and her heart was aching so bad for her to be held his arms, that she was drawn to the sea on that summer night. She walked and walked the shores of the sea as something inside her guided her to the cliffs that overlooked a cove. She found a path that took her high above the sea and to the cliffs point. As she approached the edge her heart jumped a beat as she grabbed for her chest for what she saw below was her true love's ship.

She was overcome with joy, and love thinking he had returned home early to see her, and to be there for the birth of their first born. Careful not to hurt her self or her unborn child she made her way down the side of the cliffs to the shore line and to his ship, as her mind raced with many thoughts. "Why did he pull his ship into this cove" was one question she asked and immediately came up with the answer he wanted to surprise her for he was not due home for at least another two weeks. Then she thought, "What if he is not on board, and is finding his way home to me", but just as she asked herself that question she looked up at the ship and saw candles burning inside.

When she made it to the shore line, she stopped herself before approaching the ship, she needed to calm and gather herself for she did not want to look affright when her eyes met his and they embraced. She went to the water to check her reflection in what little light was left from the evening’s sun. As she straightened her dress and hair, she heard someone laughing, a female laughing, and it was coming from her man's ship. No woman was allowed to go to sea, and the other three men that accompanied him on sea were all married and lived miles into the sea's town, not on the shore as she and her man lived.

She gathered her dress about her as she quietly made her way to the ship. She stood with her back pressed against the ship as she strained to listen to the voices she heard inside. She was not for sure if it was just two voices she heard or more for they were too muffled for her to make out. So she walked around to the other side of the ship and found a plank had been laid from the ship to the land. She than found a rock to sit upon as she carefully and quietly took off her shoes and walked over to the plank in her stocking feet. Even though the sea was cold as it washed over her feet she did not feel it as she was boiling hot with images of her man and another woman embraced within his arms. She kept screaming in her mind that the female aboard this ship was not there with her man, not the man that she bounded her soul and life too. She quietly walked up the plank and onto the ship as the voices that were muffled before was becoming clearer with every step she took. The voices she heard was of two people only, one woman, and one was her man’s sultry voice saying the same sweet nothings he had said to her a million times over to another woman.

As she stood there on the deck of the ship her heart became full of rage and hatred. She raised her hands to the sea and her heart shattered into a million pieces and was replaced by stone. She prayed to anything and anyone that would listen to help bring the wrath of hell upon her man and his mistress. As she prayed the winds stirred the trees and the ocean and a chill fell upon the air. Her hair was blown all about her, and with each breath she inhaled she took within her the powers from the sea.

As the storm within her grew more and more, the skies of the sea became darker, and the winds became higher and higher causing wave upon wave to crash into the ship. As black ravens circled and screeched above, her eyes grew red with a fire of hate as turned and faced the Captain's door. She was turning the door's knob on her hand when her vision became clear of what was to become of his fate, his mistress' fate, and even her own fate...


In Alamosa, Colorado - Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

In Denver, Colorado - The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. Also, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.


In Sterling Colorado - Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.


In Devon, Connecticut - It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.


In Guilford, Connecticut - Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.


in Hartford, Connecticut - You may not educate dogs. Also, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.


In New Britain, Connecticut - It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.


In Waterbury, Connecticut - It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.


In Lewes, Delaware - It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. Also, Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.


In Rehoboth Beach, Delaware - One may not whisper in church. Also, Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.


In the whole State of Florida - Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P (When is this ever OK anywhere?).


In cape Coral, Florida - It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.


In Daytona Beach, Florida - The molestation of trash cans is banned. Also, Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.


In Naples, Florida - Neon signs are prohibited.


In Pensacola, Florida - Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. Also, A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.


In Tampa, Florida - Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.


Please note that these are actual laws in these States, so please see "Full Text of Law(s)" for each state under their "Statue of Laws/State Law Codes" to understand them better.


In Little Rock, Arkansas - Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.

In Austin, Texas - Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Why does this Law exist?: In the days of the old "wild west", cowboys would cut barbed wire fences of property owners in order to allow their cattle herds to pass through. To prevent such acts, an ordinance was passed.

In Mobile, Alabama - It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.

Why does this Law exisit?: There was a court case involving a woman who got a heel of one of her shoes caught in a sidewalk grating, fell, and injured herself. Subsequently, the city passed this law in self defense of more lawsuits.

In Juneau, Alaska - Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. Flamingos in Alaska??

In Maricopa County, Arizona - No more than six girls may live in any house.

Why does this Law exisit?: The zoning ordinance was intended to crack down on the proliferation of brothels. However, lawmakers did not forsee cultural changes such as groups of girls living together in a sorority house.

In Dana Point, California - One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.

In Fresno, California - No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

In Norco, California - All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.

In Portola, California - No person may carry a fish into a bar.

In San Luis Obispo, California - Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.

In Santa Monica, California - You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

In Walnut, California - Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

Please note that these are actual laws in these States, so please see "Full Text of Law(s)" for each state under their "Statue of Laws/State Law Codes" to understand them better.


How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as possible, yet the moment you do something childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

People are NEVER satisfied in this world. Either you are acting like an "Ole Fuddy Dud" or your acting too "Immature!" There seems to never be no middle ground.

For the rest of our lives we are going to be making mistakes and acting immature. We have to make these mistakes so we can learn from them. I mean if we never acted immature and made mistakes then we would be "Perfect", and therefore we would be sitting in the Grand Kingdom we call Heaven, right next to God himself.

So the next time you decide to Judge someone for being or acting immature, remember no one is perfect and I am sure there have been many that have thought your past or present actions were immature.

"Judge Not Less Ye Be Judged!"


If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the Earth?

We all know that when owning land it is surveyed to show you where you land boundaries are, to show exactly how wide your land is and how long your land is, and exactly how much land you own. But just how deep does your land go? Is there any law that tells a land owner how far down towards the Earth's core he owns? Just how deep can we dig down on our own land? Well I know as a child, we dug down 500 feet for a water well.

On that note how about the area above your land?

I own the trees that are own my land and some are 15-20 feet tall so I must own the air space that extends to the top of my trees. I on the land that goes up the mountainside so I must own the air space that extends up the mountain to my property line. If I build a 5 story high home then I must own the air space all the way to the top of my roof line. So if we own the air space of our property, then why aren't we getting any kickbacks on "Cell Phone Air Time", or "Flying Time of Air Crafts"?

Hummmm interesting question is you ask me!?!


Five days after all the rainfall we got and flooding, the water levels at the Buffalo National River were perfect for a great float. So my husband and I loaded the canoe, the ice chest, some towels, sunglasses, and other trinkets along with our little Yorkie names "Half Pint" and off to the River we went.
We put in at Hasty Cut Off and floated down the river to Carver a 4 mile float trip. It was such a beautiful day, and the River was flowing at about a speed of 2 miles per hour. We made the trip in 2.5 hours, taking the half hour to swim and play.
When we got to Carver and pulled out canoe out, we went up to the Camping/Picnic area of Carver and had a very pleasant picnic. We then just sat/laid there and enjoyed the scenery of the Mountains, Trees, Clouds, Fresh Breezy Air, Sounds of Birds Singing, and the Beautiful Sunshine.
All in all today was a perfect glorious day blessed by God~

Till Next. Time..God Bless!




Everyday when I rise from a night's sleep I thank God that he has allowed me to live in the beauty of his creation. I know there are many beautiful places in this big Ole' World, places with mountains, lakes, natural formations, exotic scenes, mind blowing architect, and much more. But the Ozark Mountains is just as beautiful and serene as any other place in the World.

It has beautiful mountain top scenes, picturesque views, lakes, rivers, creeks, and natural springs. Wildlife abundant with Bears, Deers, Elk, Mountain Lions, Panthers, Wolf's, Coyote's, and many more. Fields of green with Cows, Horses, & Goats. Trees of Mockingbirds, Robins, Cardinals, Blue Jays, Hummingbirds, and so many more.

The Ozark Mountains has it on magical touch that brings peacefulness to ones soul. I thank God everyday for letting me live in the most beautiful and magical place he created on Earth. Now matter what my day may be like, all I have to do is look out my window, or step out my front door, and immediately I am embraced in God's handy work that brings me such peace and happiness.
The Ozark Mountains of Arkansas is where the tea is sweet, the air is fresh, the scenery is breath taking, and the people all call you family.

Thank God I am a Southern Belle!!

Ozark Mountains of Arkansas~My Home Sweet Home~