In Alamosa, Colorado - Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

In Denver, Colorado - The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. Also, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.


In Sterling Colorado - Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.


In Devon, Connecticut - It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.


In Guilford, Connecticut - Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.


in Hartford, Connecticut - You may not educate dogs. Also, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.


In New Britain, Connecticut - It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.


In Waterbury, Connecticut - It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.


In Lewes, Delaware - It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. Also, Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.


In Rehoboth Beach, Delaware - One may not whisper in church. Also, Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.


In the whole State of Florida - Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P (When is this ever OK anywhere?).


In cape Coral, Florida - It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.


In Daytona Beach, Florida - The molestation of trash cans is banned. Also, Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.


In Naples, Florida - Neon signs are prohibited.


In Pensacola, Florida - Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. Also, A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.


In Tampa, Florida - Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.


Please note that these are actual laws in these States, so please see "Full Text of Law(s)" for each state under their "Statue of Laws/State Law Codes" to understand them better.


In Little Rock, Arkansas - Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.

In Austin, Texas - Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Why does this Law exist?: In the days of the old "wild west", cowboys would cut barbed wire fences of property owners in order to allow their cattle herds to pass through. To prevent such acts, an ordinance was passed.

In Mobile, Alabama - It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.

Why does this Law exisit?: There was a court case involving a woman who got a heel of one of her shoes caught in a sidewalk grating, fell, and injured herself. Subsequently, the city passed this law in self defense of more lawsuits.

In Juneau, Alaska - Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. Flamingos in Alaska??

In Maricopa County, Arizona - No more than six girls may live in any house.

Why does this Law exisit?: The zoning ordinance was intended to crack down on the proliferation of brothels. However, lawmakers did not forsee cultural changes such as groups of girls living together in a sorority house.

In Dana Point, California - One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.

In Fresno, California - No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

In Norco, California - All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.

In Portola, California - No person may carry a fish into a bar.

In San Luis Obispo, California - Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.

In Santa Monica, California - You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

In Walnut, California - Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

Please note that these are actual laws in these States, so please see "Full Text of Law(s)" for each state under their "Statue of Laws/State Law Codes" to understand them better.


How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as possible, yet the moment you do something childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

People are NEVER satisfied in this world. Either you are acting like an "Ole Fuddy Dud" or your acting too "Immature!" There seems to never be no middle ground.

For the rest of our lives we are going to be making mistakes and acting immature. We have to make these mistakes so we can learn from them. I mean if we never acted immature and made mistakes then we would be "Perfect", and therefore we would be sitting in the Grand Kingdom we call Heaven, right next to God himself.

So the next time you decide to Judge someone for being or acting immature, remember no one is perfect and I am sure there have been many that have thought your past or present actions were immature.

"Judge Not Less Ye Be Judged!"


If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the Earth?

We all know that when owning land it is surveyed to show you where you land boundaries are, to show exactly how wide your land is and how long your land is, and exactly how much land you own. But just how deep does your land go? Is there any law that tells a land owner how far down towards the Earth's core he owns? Just how deep can we dig down on our own land? Well I know as a child, we dug down 500 feet for a water well.

On that note how about the area above your land?

I own the trees that are own my land and some are 15-20 feet tall so I must own the air space that extends to the top of my trees. I on the land that goes up the mountainside so I must own the air space that extends up the mountain to my property line. If I build a 5 story high home then I must own the air space all the way to the top of my roof line. So if we own the air space of our property, then why aren't we getting any kickbacks on "Cell Phone Air Time", or "Flying Time of Air Crafts"?

Hummmm interesting question is you ask me!?!


Five days after all the rainfall we got and flooding, the water levels at the Buffalo National River were perfect for a great float. So my husband and I loaded the canoe, the ice chest, some towels, sunglasses, and other trinkets along with our little Yorkie names "Half Pint" and off to the River we went.
We put in at Hasty Cut Off and floated down the river to Carver a 4 mile float trip. It was such a beautiful day, and the River was flowing at about a speed of 2 miles per hour. We made the trip in 2.5 hours, taking the half hour to swim and play.
When we got to Carver and pulled out canoe out, we went up to the Camping/Picnic area of Carver and had a very pleasant picnic. We then just sat/laid there and enjoyed the scenery of the Mountains, Trees, Clouds, Fresh Breezy Air, Sounds of Birds Singing, and the Beautiful Sunshine.
All in all today was a perfect glorious day blessed by God~

Till Next. Time..God Bless!




Everyday when I rise from a night's sleep I thank God that he has allowed me to live in the beauty of his creation. I know there are many beautiful places in this big Ole' World, places with mountains, lakes, natural formations, exotic scenes, mind blowing architect, and much more. But the Ozark Mountains is just as beautiful and serene as any other place in the World.

It has beautiful mountain top scenes, picturesque views, lakes, rivers, creeks, and natural springs. Wildlife abundant with Bears, Deers, Elk, Mountain Lions, Panthers, Wolf's, Coyote's, and many more. Fields of green with Cows, Horses, & Goats. Trees of Mockingbirds, Robins, Cardinals, Blue Jays, Hummingbirds, and so many more.

The Ozark Mountains has it on magical touch that brings peacefulness to ones soul. I thank God everyday for letting me live in the most beautiful and magical place he created on Earth. Now matter what my day may be like, all I have to do is look out my window, or step out my front door, and immediately I am embraced in God's handy work that brings me such peace and happiness.
The Ozark Mountains of Arkansas is where the tea is sweet, the air is fresh, the scenery is breath taking, and the people all call you family.

Thank God I am a Southern Belle!!

Ozark Mountains of Arkansas~My Home Sweet Home~


Once upon a time, there was this southern belle who met a northern man that was living in Missouri. On their first date she fell head over heels in love with him and he fell in love with her too. Just three months later they got married. Their life together has been wonderfully full of love and laughter. Their passion for one another is so strong because their weaknesses are the other ones strengths.

He and his family loves her Southern ways and her Southern Accent. She loves his boldness of knowledge, his gentleman ways, and his loving family. He respects her Southern ways and beliefs and for that she will always be grateful. He may be from the North, and he may play a Union Soldier in the American Civil War Reenactments, but in his heart of hearts he has become her Southern Gentleman from the North!