In Alamosa, Colorado - Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
In Denver, Colorado - The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. Also, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Sterling Colorado - Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
In Devon, Connecticut - It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
In Guilford, Connecticut - Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
in Hartford, Connecticut - You may not educate dogs. Also, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
In New Britain, Connecticut - It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
In Waterbury, Connecticut - It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
In Lewes, Delaware - It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. Also, Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
In Rehoboth Beach, Delaware - One may not whisper in church. Also, Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
In the whole State of Florida - Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P (When is this ever OK anywhere?).
In cape Coral, Florida - It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
In Daytona Beach, Florida - The molestation of trash cans is banned. Also, Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
In Naples, Florida - Neon signs are prohibited.
In Pensacola, Florida - Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. Also, A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
In Tampa, Florida - Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.
Please note that these are actual laws in these States, so please see "Full Text of Law(s)" for each state under their "Statue of Laws/State Law Codes" to understand them better.
In Denver, Colorado - The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. Also, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Sterling Colorado - Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
In Devon, Connecticut - It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
In Guilford, Connecticut - Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
in Hartford, Connecticut - You may not educate dogs. Also, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
In New Britain, Connecticut - It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
In Waterbury, Connecticut - It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
In Lewes, Delaware - It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. Also, Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
In Rehoboth Beach, Delaware - One may not whisper in church. Also, Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
In the whole State of Florida - Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P (When is this ever OK anywhere?).
In cape Coral, Florida - It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
In Daytona Beach, Florida - The molestation of trash cans is banned. Also, Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
In Naples, Florida - Neon signs are prohibited.
In Pensacola, Florida - Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. Also, A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
In Tampa, Florida - Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.
Please note that these are actual laws in these States, so please see "Full Text of Law(s)" for each state under their "Statue of Laws/State Law Codes" to understand them better.
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